The ultimate.. I have no desire to do anything but want to do something place to be. Unleash your imagination and experience alternate realities where you have the home layout and capital for an interior designer. Everything so new and pretty. Extend your stay with affordable refreshments and hot dogs that hit the spot. These may be the only products they carry that aren't made of particle board.
Don't think too much about why you are there or how your decisions lead you to this moment. Look. New. Shiny. I can fill the hole inside me with this stuff. And it's not even that expensive. IKEA cares even if nobody else does.
